Formal Fail

So today let me start off; I basically failed at life.
1. I had composite pictures for my sorority. I looked like shit and I looked fat as fuckk
2. I had a Journalism test aka lets see how bad Ally can do in a fucking class.
3. It was cold, then hot, then cold, then hot, then FREEZING. I changed my outfit at least 3 times
4. MAJOR FAIL: i spend $115 on THETA attire, money that i should have kept for EMERGENCIES!
5. studying for a COMM midterm at theta, all the older girls walked past and said, prepare to get raped. give up now? i think YES

Don't think I forgot about my update on the search for the impossible: a formal date for ALLY
  UPDATE #2

• talked to a nice boy on the bus...went to stand up and got pulled right back down WHICH i was not expecting. turns out my strap on my backpack got wedged in between seats hence me falling right back down! So i guess you can say SUPER embarr especially because the kid laughed at me :( I didnt like you anyway bro! goddamn
• My fellow Theta babe, Aly is taking me the Theta Xi this weekend to find me a hottie, lets see how that goes....probably shittty but hey lets be optimistic, even though i have a beer belly now, iv still got some great tits ;)
• Backup plan of the day: my lady friend, SIMONE wassup girl!

All on all: NO PROGRESS MADE

song of the day: Break In the Clouds by: John Mayer ( my hubby)

I met a man I didn’t know that asked me how are you doing
Shoulda just said fine cause it’s all he wanted to hear
But for reasons unknown in a sorrowful tone I said
Man it’s been a hell of a year
And I don’t really know where I’m going
And I might just be hanging around

And I don’t really know where I’m going
And I might just be hanging around
If life’s shades of gray
Then I guess you could say
That I’ve been waiting for a break in the clouds